Lame 不 LameSaw this dumb thing on the website:
WHAT SINGAPOREANS DID WHEN THE INTERNET WAS DOWN A COUPLE OF WEEKS BACK:
1. Reset modem. Repeat. Then curse. Then stare into space. Then break down and cry in huge, heaving sobs when filled with a sense of aching emptiness.
2. SMS friends to check if their ISP is working.
3. Kept turning an hourglass over and over manually.
4. Siam work early using the excuse of "boh pian".
5. Open the curtains to check if anything has changed over the past year.
6. Reintroduced themselves to their family.
7. Actually had sex instead of surfing porn sites.
8. Deleted old porn to clear drive space for new porn when the Net comes back on.
9. Blame it on the Gahmen.
10. Got out of some frickin� atas teenage blogger's elite, uncaring face.
11. You mean got something else to do, meh?
12. Think of retarded lists of what Singaporeans did when the Internet was down.
Which one did u do?
Courtesy from Talkingcock.com 
